Red Blooded Woman Cowl

Red Blooded Woman Cowl

About The Project Name

Red Blooded Woman by Kylie Minogue

I kept thinking blood with the dark red colors. A “red” search of my music library revealed Red Blooded Woman and a lightbulb turned on. I’ll tell you by the end, I was “hot-“tempered trying to make a border on a very loose fabric to hide some wonkiness.

The more I look at that first image the more it reminds me of a heart! <3

The designation of this project is on hold for the moment, as I am not sure to whom it belongs. The yarn was scooped up from the charity table at the end of my last guild meeting. I asked if it was free, received confirmation from another member – I think it was Kathy McF – and took it. Like I need more yarn!

I need to stop doing that; the good thing is that I work it up immediately. So it’s in and out. Besides, my UFOs are piling up!

I suppose because the item contains both labeled yarns and oddballs, I think I will donate it back to the El Segundo Slipt Stitchers Charity Division.

Dimensions: 30-inch diameter x 11-inch width

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About The Yarn

Gedifra Barocco

Care: Hand wash. Do not Iron, Do not bleach. Lay flat to dry. Professional dry clean. Do not tumble dry.
Color: 1741
Content: 38% Nylon, 38% Acrylic, 21% Wool, 3% Polyester
Weight: 6, Super Bulky

Calisson d’ anny blatt

Care: Hand wash. Do not bleach. Do not iron. Professional dry clean. Cold water.
Color: 119
Content: 30% Cotton, 29% Acrylic, 22% Polyamide, 19% Viscose
Weight: 5, Bulky

Premier Starry Night

Care: Hand wash, cold water
Color: 37-03 Chinese Lantern
Content: 90% Polyamide, 10% Gitter Yarn
Weight: 5, Bulky

Unknown 1 (Mohair Blend)

Care: Unknown
Color: Red Wine*
Content: Unknown
Weight: 5, Bulky*

Unknown 2 (Sparkle)

Care: Unknown
Color: Red Wine Cooler*
Content: Unknown
Weight: 3, DK*

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* Designation by Hooker Leo in absence of yarn label

Get Off Of My Cloud Shawl: Inception

Get Off Of My Cloud Shawl

In truth, this is the third to last thing that was on the same shelf that needed to be worked up into something. Immediately, knitting was option one because crochet of tape, ribbon yarns makes a too-dense fabric.

I found a pattern that I like – Shalom Cardigan by Meghan McFarlane, but the portion I am interested in is part of a sweater/top. I may be able to interpolate the extra increases I will need to consume the spool of ribbon, but help may be necessary. Fortunately, I found a class where I can find assistance, but being such a cheap-skate, I will check the El Segundo Slipt Stitchers again during sit ‘n’ knit. I previously received assistance from a very talented knitter, but since it was on the fly, I don’t feel comfortable.

It is working up quickly so far…just wait till I get to the hard part: interpolating the increases…aiyaa!

Your Love Is King Cowl

Your Love Is King Cowl

About Your Love Is King Cowl

Your Love is King by Sade

Still under the presumption that my time on this earth is coming to and end, I am proud to announce that I have cleared a whole shelf unit of yarn, minus one monstrous orange cone of super fine yarn and a bag of novelty yarn, which I only discovered when I stood up. Still, much progress and desperation, which led to Your Love Is King Cowl.

I did not know how much of Yarn 1 & 2 I had, otherwise I would have integrated more of the Starry Night ribbon.

By the way red and white are good colors for a Valentine Day gift.

Dimensions: 12 (H) x 10 (W) inches
Price: USD $25.00
Care: Hand wash in cold water

About The Yarn

Yarn 1

Care: Unknown
Color: Unknown [Off-White*]
Fiber: Natural fiber, per burn test
Weight: 4, Worsted

OMG! I never thought this type of yarn would be a natural fiber. I just now discovered at posting time.

Yarn 2

Color: Unknown [White*]
Fiber: Man-made, per burn test
Weight: 5, Bulky

This is the last cone of ladder lace yarn I had on the shelf.

Premier Yarns Starry Night

Care: Hand wash, cold water
Color: 37-03 Chinese Lantern
Fiber: 90% Polyamide, 10% Gitter Yarn
Weight: 5, Bulky

Love the color. I only had one ball so I had to use it sparingly. To my surprise, I still have some left. I think I will include it with my El Segundo Slipt Stitchers raffle donation.

ODDBALLS

ODDBALLS . . . created from up-cycled materials

I have recently become affiliated with Neighbors by Design, a community-centered design project that uses design as a tool to bring neighbors together and in the process create products made out of materials donated by the neighbors. I have already participated in a pop-up yard sale, where I had an opportunity to sell some of my fiber products and sit-in as a hands-on instructor for the associated pop-up work shop.

I had previously been aware of their mission – to use the resources of our community by recycling and creating products made out of materials that otherwise would end up in the landfill. Most of my product is project based, but I do enjoy “up-cycling” yarn scraps to create something new. As such, I am starting a new line: ODDBALLS . . . up-cycled products hand-made from “up-cycled,” odd balls of yarn . . . from which a percentage shall be donated to a charity/cause, amount and organization to be announced at a future date.

I am hoping the El Segundo Slipt Stitchers will allow an announcement in their newsletter, as I only have scraps from my recent history of stuff I’ve made, and which have already been “up-cycled” into other projects. If they do, I am sure I will have enough to start working on something immediately and then throw a design into the queue with my other projects.

Feedback appreciated.

My First Guild Workshop

Adventures In Dyeing

Was made possible by luck.

I did not have the $10 fee back in October when the class was being announced at the El Segundo Slipt Stitchers. Fortunately for me and at least one other member, there were enough supplies to participate: A skein of Knit Picks Stroll Fingering Bare (75% Superwash Merino Wool, 25% Nylon) and a mason jar.

I thought I was being clever by folding the hank into the mason jar and applying color on top of each fold; it might have worked better if I had followed the rainbow. Upon completion of the workshop, I was THRILLED with my outcome, née colorway: Leonardo.

When I got home, my impatience got the best of me and I put my yarn in the microwave for three minutes on high to set the color. Guess what? My beautiful orange got muddled with the green above and created a brown…aiyaa! I presume – for ego sake – that had I left the jar in the sun for a week, as instructed, it still would have muddled, but not as much. My other complaint is that the colors don’t seem as saturated now that the yarn has dried. Finally, the outcome is very similar to my Adventures in Dyeing back in May 2015.

Yesterday, I searched for a pattern and could not find one for the amount of yarn I have (462 yards). I am considering purchasing a second skein (Total Yardage: 924), preferring a black/white ombre – make my own? – to alternate with Leonardo. Now that I think about it, maybe I should use a solid with Leonardo, which already is very colorful, reminiscent to me of a garden.

Which color do you think complements Leonardo?

Adventures In Dyeing
Adventures In Dyeing

Church Of The Poison Mind Stole: Inception

Church of the Poison Mind Stole

About The Project Name

I am trying to do too many things at the same time and I forgot that I had already named this project Miss Chatelaine Stole.

When I finally got to this post, having forgotten I already named this project – I came across my inspiration for this project:

Stole Definition
Stole Definition

This also matches my desired finished size: 2-3 feet x 5-6 feet.

Feeling closer to god, I started searching for a name. No songs with the word ecclesiastical in them. Next I searched church and came up with Church of the Poison Mind by Culture Club 💚. I liked Miss Chatelaine because I kind of identified with the song, as a tribute to being a fully authenticated gay man – which I am not yet – however, Church of the Poison Mind is closer to my soul.

About The Yarn

Silk City Fibers 3310 Chenille

Fiber Content: 100% Viscose
Yarn Color: Wild Grass 116
Yarn Weight: 1, Super Fine [1]

Shown in the featured picture. The picture also shows my inspiration, but I will need to tweek it to my liking. I also plan on calling the company to see if I can find out the yarn weight classification and maybe even get a hook recommendation from them. The other yarn is

National Spinning Company

Cone ID: Plain
Yarn Content: Unknown, man-made fiber [2]
Yarn Color: Guacamole 759C
Yarn Weight: 0, Lace [3]
Unknown Information: 1/12 SO SOFT D
Lot: 0147900 01

About The Project

Project is inspired by the yarn.

I began this project the morning I returned to the El Segundo Slipt Stitchers knitting guild. I was unable to decide on the yarns I was going to use for this project . This part has been settled.

I am still not sure if this should be crocheted or knitted in stockinette to show off the chenille, but that would require much care while knitting and I have a feeling the yarn will twist coming off a cone. I also want the project to be mindless for portability.

Second guessing myself, I think this project will not be very portable with two skeins and scissors for yarn changing, etc.

This project also marks my first venture into charting a pattern repeat. I will also be writing a pattern.

Church of the Poison Mind Stole
Church of the Poison Mind Stole

1. Per my judgement

2. Per a burn test

3. Per my judgement

 

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Strawberry Fields Forever: Inception

Strawberry Field Forever

About The Project Name

Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles. Influenced by the yarn color: Strawberry Patch.

About The Yarn

Cascade Tangier

Yarn Content: 46% Silk, 18% Cotton, 18% Acrylic, 18% Viscose
Yarn Color: 14 Strawberry Patch
Yarn Weight: 4, Worsted

About The Pattern

Here Be Water Dragons by Quinton Lime
Easy to follow and clearly written. Have had no problems so far.

About The Project

I am not sure how big/wide this item will be so I am reserving classification until the project is finished. This project was started on the day I renewed my membership with El Segundo Slipt Stitchers knitting guild.

Let’s Review

The Circus

I finally have business cards with all the correct contact information, especially phone number.

I am back in the El Segundo Slipt Stitcher’s Knitting Guild. As expected, I was warmly welcomed back by several members, much more than non-Hooker Leo fans. Because of all the drama surrounding my previous departure, I was well-behaved, not moving an inch from my chair during the entire meeting, maintaining my humility.

I am so glad to have an outlet, albeit once a month. I forgot my checkbook this time, so next month I will pay my dues and once I am a member, I will feel more comfortable ( justified 😉 ) walking around and saying hi to the less mobile Hooker Leo fans. This time I will remain in the background and go with the flow…go with the flow…go with the flow.

I have changed project name Please, Mister Postman to The Circus by Erasure, on which I have completed the body of the baby afghan 15 x 15  2-inch circles. Today I am going to watch some Being Human , and work on The Circus – on which I have just rounded the second corner of single crochet into chain [can be time consuming] ; then consider how wide a border I want there to be between the afghan body and elephants. OMG! I just had a thought…I could double crochet the border so the thickness would match the circular medallions.

Hold d’line please…yarn check. Yikes! Got stuck on color…thinking double crochet border white elephants on white backing. Crud! Got stuck on dying videos. Now I am reconsidering frogging back to foundation chain border and starting double-crochet border from that point…kind of makes more sense…aiyaa!

Ha ha ha ha ha! I was trying to find the original Please, Mr. Postman post…there is none! The featured post image is the very beginning of the what was Please, Mr. Postman, now known as The Circus.